Misfortune Cookie
"I am Misfortune's Fool"
– Shakespeare’s Younger Brother
About Misfortune Cookie
If you’ve lost your job recently, your dog died, your significant other ran away with your best friend — whatever, then Misfortune Cookies can help.
If you’ve been living a Country song recently, why not pick up some Misfortune cookies to brighten your day!
We serve high-quality, locally-sourced, artisan fortune cookies dowsed in decadent chocolate, designed to make you laugh. Every joke is carefully crafted by a professional comedian who just wants to make people smile.
"Looooved your cookies! Coworkers and neighbours all got a good laugh....and they were edible!! ...and I still feel pretty healthy!! ..and now I know the devastating effects charades will have on my life, thanks to these lovely cookies! Money well spent!! Thank you!! I’ll be back for more..".
- Keri Brown -
Misfortune Cookie is working hard to roast everybody! We have a pack of 20 cookies aimed right at you. Take a look at this list:
- Original Misfortunes
- Misfortunes for Church People or Work (nothing nasty)
- Kids Misfortunes (just funny ones for kids)
- Chores for Kids to Do
- Alcoholic
- Pot Smoker
- Vet
- Cat Owners
- Dog Owners
- Recently Single
- Ladies Night (Roast Your Ex)
- Ex Husband
- Truth or Dare
- Ford trucks
- Sexy Fortunes
- EMTs
- Fire Fighters
- New Parents
- Hockey Parents
- Influencers
- Professors
- Gender Reveal
- Parties
- Nurses
- Bacherlor Party
- Bacherlorette Party
- Lawyers
- Bikers
- Kitchen Staff
- Thanksgiving
- Husbands Birthday
- Retail Workers
- Musicians
Have a great idea for a new roast? Message us today!
01.
Why Cry When You Can Laugh?
Misfortune Cookies is the brainchild of Dave Kopp a Kelowna professional comedian and the founder of Kelowna Comedy. For a funny business, Dave takes his comedy very seriously. Your misfortune cookie is sure to put a smile on your face!
02.
We Encourage You To Eat All Your Sorrows Away
When Dave was forced to shut down his comedy shows, he knew he had to find a different way to make people laugh. Thus, Misfortune Cookies was born! It’s a fun, entertaining – not to mention tasty – way to bring a little of brevity into your life!
03.
Our Purpose
Who says life needs a purpose? Not us. We aren’t looking to move mountains, build a rocket ship to Mars, or find a vaccine for COVID here. We just want to give you a tasty, artisan treat that will make you laugh. Each cookie is hand-crafted with the sweat and blood of those who can’t find work anywhere else.
