Misfortune Cookie

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“Hilarious and tasty!”

– Gwen

About Misfortune Cookie

Misfortune Cookie is delicious snack created to bring a smile to everyones’ face. Each vanilla cookie is dipped in chocolate and filled with a hilarious misfortune based on the theme of your choice.

Dave Kopp (our chef in residence) has been a professional comedian for several years, even running his own comedy club before covid19 forced its closure. Now he spends his nights writing misfortunes and his days dipping cookies.

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"Looooved your cookies! Coworkers and neighbours all got a good laugh....and they were edible!! ...and I still feel pretty healthy!! ..and now I know the devastating effects charades will have on my life, thanks to these lovely cookies! Money well spent!! Thank you!! I’ll be back for more..".

- Keri Brown -

Our Different Packs

Misfortune Cookie Roasts Everything: 20 targeted jokes specific to your chosen theme

Your Town vs The Zombies: A fun role playing game based on a zombie invasion of your town with each real life location and silly story prompt tucked into a chocolate dipped cookie

A Custom Pack for Any Occasion: Weddings, Birthdays, Celebrations Message us and we can do it.

Misfortune Cookie is working hard to roast everybody!
We have a pack of 20 cookies aimed right at you.
Take a look at this list:

  • Original Misfortune Cookies
  • PG Misfortunes (nothing nasty)
  • Misfortune Cookie for Kids
  • Chores for Kids
  • Kelowna VS The Zombies Game
  • Toronto VS The Zombies Game
  • Vancouver VS The Zombies Game
  • Outlaw Game
  • Would You Rather PG
  • Would You Rather R rated
  • Sexy Misfortune Cookies
  • Truth Or Dare for Couples
  • How You Will Die (based on real murders)

Misfortune Cookie Roasts:

  • Teenagers
  • New Drivers
  • Veterinarians
  • IT Workers
  • EMT’s
  • Doctors
  • Nurses
  • Fighters
  • Lawyers
  • Realtors
  • New Home Owners
  • House Cleaners
  • Teachers
  • Professors
  • Chiropractors
  • Kitchen Staff
  • Radio DJ’s
  • Hairdressers
  • Barbers
  • Retail Workers
  • Costco Employees
  • Beard Guys
  • Loggers
  • Repo Men
  • Construction Workers
  • Drywallers
  • Stand Up Comedians
  • Actors
  • Musicians
  • Drummers
  • DJ’s
  • Circus Performers
  • Bylaw Enforcers
  • City Workers
  • Geologists
  • Locksmiths
  • Mechanics
  • Long Haul Truckers
  • Truck Guys
  • Financial Advisors
  • Hotel Front Desk Managers
  • Trump Supporters
  • Influencers
  • Basic Girl
  • Campers
  • Drunks
  • Bikers
  • Cyclists
  • Martial Artists
  • Skier/Snowboarders
  • Cross Country Skiers
  • Pizza Lovers
  • Gamers
  • Wine Drinkers
  • Chocolate Lovers
  • Gardeners
  • Whisky Drinkers
  • Pot Smokers
  • Dog Owners
  • Cat Owners
  • Golfers
  • Thanksgiving
  • Single People
  • Married People
  • Husbands Birthday
  • Wife’s Birthday
  • You Are So Old
  • Baby Boomers
  • Recently Single Woman
  • Recently Single Man
  • Ex Husband
  • Gender Reveal Party
  • Bachelor Party
  • Bacherlorette Party
  • New Parents
  • Hockey Parents
  • Trick or Treators
  • Canadian Rednecks
  • Post Secondary Students
  • Manitoba
  • Alberta
  • Dungeons and Dragons
  • Christmas for Kids
  • Christmas for Adults
  • Sneakerheads
  • Covid Protestors
  • Horse Owners
  • Steel Erectors
  • Feminists

Have a great idea for a new roast? Message us today!

Are you in Kelowna? Contact us for local pickup and save the shipping. Message us on facebook.
Or call 250 470 7087.

Misfortune Cookie


Why Cry When You Can Laugh?

Misfortune Cookies is the brainchild of Dave Kopp a Kelowna professional comedian and the founder of Kelowna Comedy. For a funny business, Dave takes his comedy very seriously. Your misfortune cookie is sure to put a smile on your face! 


We Encourage You To Eat All Your Sorrows Away

When Dave was forced to shut down his comedy shows, he knew he had to find a different way to make people laugh. Thus, Misfortune Cookies was born! It’s a fun, entertaining – not to mention tasty – way to bring a little of brevity into your life!


Our Purpose

Who says life needs a purpose? Not us. We aren’t looking to move mountains, build a rocket ship to Mars, or find a vaccine for COVID here. We just want to give you a tasty, artisan treat that will make you laugh. Each cookie is hand-crafted with the sweat and blood of those who can’t find work anywhere else.